no. 4

yo maaan yoo

a fashion and life blog? are you kidding me? i can barely keep my journal and/or sketchbook in order! 

a pastel pink sweater.....hmm......i would say pink isn't your color, but you kinda go for everything. so i would say okay. but only if you can find a reasonably priced one. that is cozy and warm and useful besides just being pink and pastel. 

i would try to apologize for wearing all your clothes, but i don't feel very sorry about it. in fact, i feel fabulous! plus, i imagine all your clothes that didn't make the cut to college are sad hanging lonely in your closet--which is beginning to smell overbearingly like moth balls again. 

your room is all clean and weird now. also i can walk through it without tripping on hangers or clothes or you. i've been making good use of the mirror...it does make my legs look awfully short though. 

i would imagine that the puddles up north are muddy and cold and not splash-tastic. and half filled with brown water and sludge/half melted snow. but rainboots would be a worthy investment, i feel like. 

death butterflies? 

i very much enjoy your sassy black horse emotions. 

you felt ill? hmm. haha, reminds me of "you can eat whatever you want and be healthy, you just have to eat it in moderation." 

just be careful around !!!!!!!, i guess. i'm not sure what you should do with him, because i've never been in that kinda business. 

liking the people around you is the first step to liiiiiiking the people around you. and by that i mean loving because they are your best buds. i would say you're doing well from what i've heard. (also pro tip if you catch someone staring at you like you're from outer space they are probably thinking one of these two things: 1) daaaaang she looks fly or 2) she looks like she's from outer space)

i think it would be comforting for you to know that at home i am finally ruling conversations like my true destiny has always said i would do. everything is wonderfully weird without you. today we spent forty five minutes talking about population pyramids (because they are are cool and we learned about them in class) and the pH levels of bodily fluids. 

daddy also thought of a great idea for a science fiction novel. it goes like this. 

it is in the future and global warming is occurring big time even though we're trying desperately to use green, clean, energy, it's not working because we've gone too far. there's too much CO2 in the air and everything is warming up. animals that depend on sea ice are having a really rough time. scientists have already genetically modified (irl) a bacteria that changes CO2 into isobutyraldehyde which can be used to make a bunch of fuels that can possibly replace petroleum and stuff. anyways, in our story the scientists find a way to genetically modify the bacteria to make them reproduce really fast so they convert lots and lots of CO2. At first, they set up big production cultures of bacteria where they produce the iso-whatever thing using bacteria, but the bacteria escapes out of the lab environment. they don't worry about it much at first because the bacteria is designed to not be able to reproduce and survive well out of a controlled environment, but after a couple of years, a new strain develops that is able to live in natural environments. they convert hella CO2 which everybody's pretty happy about at first because hey no more CO2 = no more global warming, except then they convert all the CO2 and they're all like "crap" because the plants start dying and stuff.  

anyways, nerdy stuff. 

alright, gotta dash! 

bye. 

k

P.S. 

the ultimate guide to being cool (as told by some random paintings i found on the internet): 

pray....a lot 

get your homies together and have karaoke night together. or, just practice singing latin gibberish. delightful! 

get your bros together and hunt *hella* unicorns. must be done with spears and white dogs only, or it's not cool. 

pose for some fabulous photos in a rustic setting with a buddy you wanna remember forever. suspiciously blurry face REQUIRED. 

kill your enemies casually. candid af amirite? post it on instagram too. 

or, get your horse bros to trample your enemies for you.

have a meeting with some gray people. they're a blast! also, they make great coffee. 

play some music and get turnt together. 

get turnt some more. dancing naked outside in the dark inside a gated enclosure while a man reads to you and some trumpet people play for you is an excellent way to get turnt. 

using crutches the wrong way and crawling around is great if you're in a new setting with people you don't know. 

convince your rabbit friend to harass a lady on the street. it's a great prank and it makes you look hilarious and cool. 

group photos are a great way to look cool. pro tip: make sure your group photo has an obvious focus